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Hermione J. Granger ([info]ttw_hermione) wrote,
@ 2009-07-06 19:15:00

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Private to Friends.

If anyone needs me, I'll be moving to Lithuania.

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Hermione
[info]ttw_pucey
2009-07-06 09:22 am UTC (link)
Well you had better move back and marry Ron before your bosom sags down to your kneeds and flaps about like wayward quaffles.

I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

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Adrian
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:30 am UTC (link)
I knew that horrid old woman hated me.

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Hermione
[info]ttw_pucey
2009-07-06 09:34 am UTC (link)
Horrid?

I find that she is most entertaining!

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Adrian
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:38 am UTC (link)
Yes, well. You spent three years with Greyback, didn't you?

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Hermione
[info]ttw_pucey
2009-07-06 09:42 am UTC (link)
What's that supposed to mean?

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Adrian
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:44 am UTC (link)
That your sense of what remains entertaining, is probably quite skewed.

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Hermione
[info]ttw_pucey
2009-07-06 09:45 am UTC (link)
Oh no, Hermione. That entry was most definitely entertaining. Perhaps not to you, but for the rest of us, it was bloody brilliant.

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Adrian
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:47 am UTC (link)
Wonderful.

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Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 09:49 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 09:54 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 09:58 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:06 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 10:07 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:11 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 10:15 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:20 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 10:25 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:30 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 10:31 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:53 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 11:06 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 11:21 am UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 11:32 am UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 12:07 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 12:23 pm UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 12:44 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 03:57 pm UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 04:04 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 04:09 pm UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 04:12 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 04:13 pm UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 04:16 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 04:17 pm UTC
Adrian - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 04:20 pm UTC
Hermione - [info]ttw_pucey, 2009-07-06 04:22 pm UTC
Same Hex
[info]ttw_verity
2009-07-06 09:49 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, Hermione, I don't blame you one little bit! I can't believe she said that.

She also said I look like I'm about to give birth to an Oliphant! I couldn't believe it!

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:56 am UTC (link)
I know! Honestly, I knew she couldn't keep her opinions to herself, but who was daft enough to give her a journal?

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_verity
2009-07-06 10:06 am UTC (link)
That's what I'd like to know! I swear, if it was George, he will be changing every single nappy for this next baby!

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 10:11 am UTC (link)
I don't even think that would be awful enough punishment.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_verity
2009-07-06 10:18 am UTC (link)
I suppose I should find out if it was him first. But you're right. He'll have to get up during the night too. Except he can't feed the baby because he doesn't have bosoms like quaffles like I do. It's not age that does that, Hermione. It's pregnancy and breast feeding! I had beautiful breasts before I had kids! Now they're ruined!!

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 10:26 am UTC (link)
I think we should find out who it was, George or not. That crazy old woman shouldn't have one of these.

Um, well, I'll keep that in mind then.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_verity
2009-07-06 10:34 am UTC (link)
How would we find out?

That's not to say that I regret having my boys. I absolutely would do it all over again. But I do worry about what it's doing to my body. I really hope George doesn't look at me one day and wonder why on earth he married me.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 10:55 am UTC (link)
I have absolutely no idea.

Oh, I'm sure he wouldn't do any such thing.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_ginny
2009-07-06 09:55 am UTC (link)
Oh god, Hermione, I am so sorry. At least she didn't call you a tart one or fourteen times.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 09:59 am UTC (link)
I can never show my face anywhere, ever again.

You're not a tart, that silly old bat.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_ginny
2009-07-06 10:02 am UTC (link)
Well she did imply that your bosom is... well, not at flapping quaffle status? Bloody hell.

Apparently I give away the milk without the cow, or whatever, which is quite charming.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 10:10 am UTC (link)
There's a small mercy. Honestly, I don't even want to know how she got to that analogy in the first place.

Very charming. And you're having high-neck shirts knitted for you?

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_ginny
2009-07-06 10:11 am UTC (link)
I really, really don't want to know.

So it would seem! Merlin only knows they'll be itchy and fluffy and covered in tiny pictures of miniature alligators. I'm doomed.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_hermione
2009-07-06 10:14 am UTC (link)
Oh, but then at the very least you might get Harry to marry you, because Merlin knows a woman can't go on, if they're not hitched before they're twenty-five.

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Same Hex
[info]ttw_ginny
2009-07-06 10:17 am UTC (link)
Does this mean I need to have twenty or so children? Or we do, as you seemingly must marry Ron.

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Same Hex - [info]ttw_hermione, 2009-07-06 10:23 am UTC
Same Hex - [info]ttw_verity, 2009-07-06 10:37 am UTC

[info]ttw_astoria
2009-07-06 06:44 pm UTC (link)
I just read what was written. I think I'm now caught up on what the bat had to say... Ignore her Hermione. Don't go moving off, why don't we pack her up and ship her off somewhere. That way, we'd all be rid of her and her annoying blather.

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[info]ttw_anthony
2009-07-06 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Well!
Don't worry Hermione, give it a week and everyone'll forget about your...um, no I won't quote!

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